My client has like, totally SUFFERED for like, way LONG ENOUGH. İshe as put herself through like, tons of discomfert and stuff... İand on like, on totally TOP of all that, she has been like, brutally like, RUN OVER, totally like road kill dude, by NONE other than like josie and like alex.
Judge: Do you have any witnesses??????????????
Kim: Oh yes, yes, i do... İuh, like, i think Sean saw, but, like, i dunno, cuse he's like, i dunno. So, like, i dunno. yah, did i mention i like, didn't know?
Alex: What kinda case is that???
Judge: ORDER IN THE COURT! İI WILL HAVE ORDER IN MY COURT!! İbang bang
Sarah: i would like to say somemething....
Judge: In a minute Miss Sarah... Alright, what bases do u have for accuseing the plantif?
Sarah: Well, duh! İİDUDE! they ran over me. İAnd look at them, they're.... İwell i mean, look at them!!!!
Judge: Yes, yes... İi see your point... İbut unfortunatly, that will not count in the court of law. İThey're supposed to have as many rights as any other. Unfortunatly for me, that leaves me to deal with people, even people that look like a genetic mistake, like... take, Arron, for example! anyway... back to the case...
Kim: And!!! İlike, they, like, attacked my client!! İAnd like, what's worse, is it was like, this big scary truck!!!
Judge: A big scarry truck, MIss Kim? İYou'll have to be more specific...
Kim: Well, ok, it was like, big, and like, scarry, and like, yah... İthat's bout it.
Judge: hmm... alright then.... Mr Alex? Ms Josie?
Alex: You have no proof!!!
Johanna: Yah! u can't hold us without proof!
Kim: We do so have proof!
Sarah: Yah! it's just.... uh, it's busy right now...
Kim: Yah! It'll like, get back to u like... later...
Alex: How can PROOF be busy?
Sarah: uh, well, it just is, we'll get it to u later.
Judge: Ok, whatever, you may call your first whitness.
Kim: Like, YAY!!! that's totally cool! İoh, uh, like, im sorry... We call SEAN to the stands..
Sean: Like, hi!
Sarah: YOU"RE NOT A VALLEY GIRL SEAN!!!
Sean: Oh, like, I'm sorry!
Sarah: DONT BE SORRY!!!
Sean: Sorry!! İOops, i mean, uh, sorry, no, wait, like AHHH!!
Judge: Uh, please procead with the uh, with the, um, testifying...
Kim: Yah, ok, Mr. Sean, WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF DECEMBER 2nd??
Sean: Uh, i dunno...
Judge: Anwser the question Mr. Sean!!
Sean: Well, it was night time right?
Sarah: (staring at hot police man gaurd guy) hmm, what was that sean?
Ms. Sarah, please refrain from staring at my gaurds.
Sarah:Oh, i'm sorry!!!
Johanna: He is pretty cute, isn't he sarah??
Gaurd blushes
Sarah: yah and he's MINE
Judge: Cough cough, EXCUSE ME LADIES!
Johanna: Sorry
Sarah: Sorry
Kim: As we were like, saying, like, sean, like where were you like that night?
Alex: OBJECTION!! relavence judge????
Judge: Yah, ok, please change your question.
Sean: YES! WA WHOO WA WHOO!
Judge: MR SEAN! contain urself!
Sean: Like, sorry
Sarah: Ok, sean, did josie and alex run over me??!?!?!?!
Sean: Like, how would i know?
Kim: SEE!! that like, PROVES that no one saw it, it was like, the like, middle of the like, night, and like, it was like, really scarry, like.
Judge: Uh, if she got run ova, how come she's not even hurt?
Kim: Well, it was like, an EMOTIONAL truck, like, u see, it was like, emotional,and like, kinda, like, not even really there, like, they like totally ran ova her, like, with their, like, WORDS! YAH!
Judge: Oh... ok..
Sean: Like, but, they were like, really kinda like, totally like, mean to sarah every once and a while... actually, well, yah. and Jo tryed to be nice, but, like, it just wouldn't make her feel better. Then i tryed to help and like, WOW! PMS ALERT!!!
Judge: Mr. Sean, i think that's enough. Alex and Johanna, you may call your first whitness...
Alex: We call.... yah, um, we call, uh, Elizabeth to the stand...
Elizabeth: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can i have sum nickles??
Judge: So, Ms. Hardy, what do u know about a Ms. Sarah Will being RUN OVER??
Elizabeth: Actually, almost nothing.
Judge: Mr. Cantella and Ms. Stein, how does this whitness have to do with the case?
Alex: Actually, we don't know.... We just needed a whitness!!
Judge: Alright, that's it, this court will take a recess untill 8 a.m.
tomorrow morning, when we will give the verdic.
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BANG BANG
Judge: Order in the court, i say, ORDER!
Alex: I'll have a Big Mac, with a large fries, and a medium size coke.
Johanna: Oh, and put two straws in the coke please... --smiles at alex--
Sarah: you idiots!! he means SHUD UP! not order!! and does he look like a large CLOWN where you order your food?!?!?!?! NO!!
Judge: Thank you Ms. Sarah!! and, you sir, will be fined $1,000 for disrupting my court!
Alex: What?!?! THATS NOT FAIR!!
Sarah: HAHAHHAHAHHAA
Judge: ORDER I SAY! the court has reached a verdict...
------murmer of voices------
Judge: We find the defendents, Johanna and Alex, guilty of mental assault,
and we fine them $2,000,000. The money will be split between Sarah and
Ms Kim , because i said so.
Kim: LIKE WOW!!!
Johanna: Judge... wouldn't u change your decision.... for me?? (bats eyelashes, sticks out... ahem... well, u know what im talking about)
Judge: No Miss. altough, it is a tempting offer. I'll take $100 off the fine if u meet me in chambers tonight to talk about it...
Johanna: Sure... (smiles)
Alex: No NO NOO!! she's busy tonight!! I PREPAID!!!
Kim: Like, lets go before this like, gets like, rough.
Sarah: Yah... definitly!
Sean: HOW MUCH WILL $50 GET ME????
Johanna: I'll talk to u later about that sean ;) (winks)
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THE END!!!!!!1