(judge runs into the room and sits in the chair)

Judge: wasssup? today we are here for the claim that johanna and alex have ran over this poor little girl in a "huge, scary truck".

Sarah(crying): thats right ur honor, they did run me over with a truck.

Johanna: no we didnt! we didnt f*cking touch her! shes full of sh*t!

Alex: yeah!

Johanna: why would we do that to her? sarah is our best friend!

Alex: yeah!

Judge: ALL OF YOU SHUT UR F*CKING MOUTHS!

Alex: yeah!

Johanna: will you shut up already!?!? (smacks alex)

Alex: *uhhhhhhhhhhgh* (falls to floor, unconcious)

Johanna: whoops! sorry!

Sarah: You f*cking moron! (attacks johanna)

Judge: youre all f*cking crazy. all of you. can we please proceed with the
case?

Everyone: ok!

Judge: first the plaintiff. call ur witness to the stand.

Sarah: ok, i call kim to the stand.

(kim walks in room)

Cop guy: do u swear to tell the truth and sh*t like that?

Kim: like, whatever!

Judge: ok kim, did johanna and alex run over sarah with a truck?

Kim:i guess so. but i dunno. if they ran her over with a truck, wouldnt she
be dead?

Alex: yeah!

Sarah: well it was a PHANTOM truck. it is made with mean thoughts and stuff
like that.

Kim: oOH look, PURPLE! (points at her shirt)

Johanna: I lOVE PURPLE! OH MY GOD!

Sarah: purple is good, yeah.

Alex: purple makes johanna look really sexy.

Johanna: thanks u big sweetie!

Alex: heehee

Kim: i want some coffee. does anyone have coffee?

Coffee Guy(out of nowhere): I DO! I DO!

(spills coffee on kim)

Kim: Sh*t! now im all coffeed!

(Judge pulls out gun and shoots the Cop Guy)

Everyone: Why the hell did u do that?

Judge: to shut u f*cking morons up! The guy with the coffee, who are you?

Coffee Guy: im sean, ur honor.

Judge: do u know any of these people?

Sean: Hello!

Judge: please answer my question sir.

Sean: Do u know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man?

Judge: No i dont, please answer my question.

Sean: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

(sean runs into a wall, falls to ground unconcious)

Judge: I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU STUPID F*CKERS! IM GRANTING THE MONEY TO
SARAH!

Sarah: SWEET!

Alex: oh well, we lost.

Johanna: no big deal. wanna make out?

Alex: YOU BET!

(Alex and Johanna start making out)

(Kim steals judge's gun and shoots both of them)

(Sean wakes up)

Sean: yo wassup guys?

(Kim shoots Sean too)

Sean: OUCH! (falls to floor)

Kim: want to get some pizza, Sarah?

Sarah: sure!
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